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salam. my name is muhammad nazirul.
yet, i was known to others by several other names..*sigh*
anyhow, i'm not really into this blogging thingy.
it's a stuff that i do when i don't have anything to do
so, don't expect any updates.;)
oh..one more thing, this BLOG, THIS particular blog, it's ALL ME.
but, i'm not perfect
so, i'm not gonna say "GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE!!"
n i most welcome your comments and critics.:)
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious metal
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful reducing money agent known to man
COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possesion of more than one is possible but specimens must never make aye contact
haha..dat was jz 4 a joke..
P.S: u hav neva behave accordingly 2 da criterias above..in fact..honestly..u dun hav all da criterias at all..:)
so..bak 2 da topic..mm..makaaaaannnnn~~!!wargh..
ppl around me alwiz said.."ko asal nmpak kurus..?" or "ko makin kurus r mando.." or "hek eleh..mentang2 jauh dgn awek,makin kurus plak..jiwaaangg!!aku tampor kang!!". So,da Q is..is it true..?izit true dat im now skinnier thn b4..? (lepakla weyh..aku pny selera dah mcm selera jin ko tau!!). so,i decide 2 tes my selera mkn..besau ke kecik..
then,1nite, i went to McD..(parampampara..im lovin it).. n in ma heart.. der is a voice-"aku nak mkn mcm setan ari ni...muahahaha!!"-i entered da restaurnt, n i ordered 1 set of McArabia..(sumthng lyk McFoldover..bulldozer..pe ntah nama kat mesia..), regular jela.. n bli lg 1 BigMac.. muahaha. da cashier was jz lyk.."wut?1 kofta n 1 big mac?" wif muke yg ala2 kak nad baru bgn tido.(*wink*)
so,after i waited 4 10 minutes, (nak kna saman McD ni..ne leh lambat!!).. da same cashier wif da same mimic, and da same Q, came 2me wif da meal. i ate da kofta 1st..coz bigMac mcm da muak gak mkn. n after dat, aku ratah plak (ratah??) bigMac..n to my shock.. surprisingly.. sket pon xkua bny "burp!" ke de rs2 nk knyg ke.. so,xdela kecik noo ek selera mkn aku..?besau gak kan?kan?(sila baca dgn telor melaka)
then..da mystery is..asal aku kurus..?knapa aku xjd mcm kak nad?(*wek..!!*) or tembam mcm kak syifa..?malahan..makin kurus pula..? anyone can answer me? kak nad..pe rahsiany membesar secara sihat..?kak syifa..?jawab..jawab..!
besh nyer..
cedap gak..
P.S: sape2 yg dah janji nak blnja aku time balik mesia kang..(eija, kak syifa)..siap2kan poket 2..
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious metal
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful reducing money agent known to man
COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possesion of more than one is possible but specimens must never make aye contact
haha..dat was jz 4 a joke..
P.S: u hav neva behave accordingly 2 da criterias above..in fact..honestly..u dun hav all da criterias at all..:)
so..bak 2 da topic..mm..makaaaaannnnn~~!!wargh..
ppl around me alwiz said.."ko asal nmpak kurus..?" or "ko makin kurus r mando.." or "hek eleh..mentang2 jauh dgn awek,makin kurus plak..jiwaaangg!!aku tampor kang!!". So,da Q is..is it true..?izit true dat im now skinnier thn b4..? (lepakla weyh..aku pny selera dah mcm selera jin ko tau!!). so,i decide 2 tes my selera mkn..besau ke kecik..
then,1nite, i went to McD..(parampampara..im lovin it).. n in ma heart.. der is a voice-"aku nak mkn mcm setan ari ni...muahahaha!!"-i entered da restaurnt, n i ordered 1 set of McArabia..(sumthng lyk McFoldover..bulldozer..pe ntah nama kat mesia..), regular jela.. n bli lg 1 BigMac.. muahaha. da cashier was jz lyk.."wut?1 kofta n 1 big mac?" wif muke yg ala2 kak nad baru bgn tido.(*wink*)
so,after i waited 4 10 minutes, (nak kna saman McD ni..ne leh lambat!!).. da same cashier wif da same mimic, and da same Q, came 2me wif da meal. i ate da kofta 1st..coz bigMac mcm da muak gak mkn. n after dat, aku ratah plak (ratah??) bigMac..n to my shock.. surprisingly.. sket pon xkua bny "burp!" ke de rs2 nk knyg ke.. so,xdela kecik noo ek selera mkn aku..?besau gak kan?kan?(sila baca dgn telor melaka)
then..da mystery is..asal aku kurus..?knapa aku xjd mcm kak nad?(*wek..!!*) or tembam mcm kak syifa..?malahan..makin kurus pula..? anyone can answer me? kak nad..pe rahsiany membesar secara sihat..?kak syifa..?jawab..jawab..!
besh nyer..
cedap gak..
P.S: sape2 yg dah janji nak blnja aku time balik mesia kang..(eija, kak syifa)..siap2kan poket 2..
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